In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

I would watch this.

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Even during a strike, they drive in both lanes and can’t decide where they are going. Just pick a lane. 

Lol, I think we’re all better off with this new experimental Aston. It seems like they woke up one day and realized most of their clientele were dying off and they needed to appeal to young money. 

Behold, the 2023 Ford Ecanoline!!!

-Elon Musk

I guess those cops really hate fast food.

I don’t know what you are talking about. These cars are awesome. ALL CARS ARE AWESOME. ALL HAIL OUR NEW USED CAR OVERLORDS.

Does anyone else feel like we are getting punked this week? Is there a syndicate of backroom users creating fake ads and feeding them to Rob? 

When you really wanted a Unimog but wanted to keep things a little more affordable.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m so against this. The average American driver can’t handle a car above 45 let alone 100.

Yeah, no, I don’t trust 99% of my fellow american drivers remotely enough for this. 

If this happens, they’ll need to introduce a massive re-education campaign. American drivers don’t have the same discipline (and courtesy) that German drivers do.

...prove it.

COTD

In 2019, you can buy, new:

Holy shit, I am so in awe of these guys I don't even know what to say.