Star Wars action figures are agnostic? The bounty hunters and scoundrels, maybe, but some of us follow the ways of the Force, thank you very much. #ReligiousFreedom #IWantMyGalaxyBack #ThanksObama

Didn’t even get halfway through the headline and swore I read, “resume bacon”. I thought it was going to be an app that reminds you to eat more bacon.

Not... from a Jedi.