Talk nice to yourself before, and buy yourself somethin’ nice when you’re done. That’s foreplay, and then it counts.

Does sticking your dingaling in a fleshlight provide the same brain cell growth as sex?

Whoever wrote that wasn’t using any of the 3 techniques.

An argument for improved, more timely sex education and free contraception (all forms) perhaps? Many children aren't necessarily the result of a rational and conscious decision to be parents; enabling people to have children as deliberate choice instead of by accident would improve many peoples' lives (parents and…