“Does anyone care about Saturday Night Live anymore?” Said the person who read an article about Saturday Night Live, then decided to take the time to make a comment on said article.

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I would fall to my knees and swear fealty, tbh.

Don’t be such a paranoid android.

That’s one way of seeing that movie. I saw it as a scientist who duped a man into being his guinea pig to see if he could create a machine that could manipulate a human into setting it free.

There already is a male version of Tomb Raider, it’s called Indiana Jones.

Your whole name or GTFO

I’m so embarrassed it took so long to put 2 and 2 together. Either way I thought Jez hated him even more than they hate t-swift. I don’t hate either but he deserves it way more.

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

100% agree.

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand why people need their celebrities to be relatable?

Well, not really. Hamm was a favorite of Fey when he guest starred on 30 a Rock.

Starred but Jeffery Dean Morgan is not old-man-hot, he is distinguished-you-can-tear-my-pants-off-anytime-you-want-sexy.

If you’re really old, you know that Stars Hollow exists only in a snow globe that Jess stares at for hours on end.

Oh my goodness, The Tunnel. Never thought I’d see The Tunnel mentioned on Jezebel.

No no no! It’s Ed-in-bur-ah.

LGBT person here. Please ignore ThePaleBlueDot, and you be you.

You don’t wish it was warmer as much as those of us who live here wish it was warmer.

Mental. Glasgow is emotionally mental.

I mean don’t get me wrong there are people here who are against it (the wee free kirk needs to shut their fucking pieholes) but in general the Scottish government is just like: u mad bruh