Here's hoping!

Weirdly enough, someone did a thesis study on whether this was actually true or not and they concluded that for the print media at least, it has no basis in reality. I’ve actually never heard him being called Scottish during Wimbeldon, only British, whether he loses or not.

I am 29 and junk food is still my number one love, and I have an adorable dog, a beautiful sociopath of a cat, and a husband with a nice jawline.

Yep! And also sometimes they brought Luke's in and Rory had curry when Lorali was out.

That scene is far, far, far from the first time I have “wondered” about McKinnon’s hand inside me.

This X a million. I got tingles during that scene and it was so, so good. Also, I want the gadgets. Also, I want McKinnon.

This X a million. I got tingles during that scene and it was so, so good. Also, I want the gadgets. Also, I want McKinnon.

Yep, just give her every award please.

Wait a minute, you mean a successful young woman wrote his chart topping song for him then had the gall to confirm it when asked? Jesus. We should put her in the stocks right damn now so she learns her place. She can't possibly be allowed to claim ownership over her own work.

I’m still not convinced that the DJ wasn’t part of a ploy to make her appear ‘cool’. Loki seems like a much dorkier, better fit. Good for her.

You were always such a charmer

Didn’t CH get his jollies in a massage parlour waaaaaay before HiddleSwift started?

Why do I know this? What is wrong with me?

I think she’s howling with laughter over the fact that she’s boning the internet’s boyfriend, and the internet is collectively trying to prove to itself that she’s not.

I am more invested in this relationship than I should be and I cannot work out which one of them I am more attracted to and this confuses me.

All fair points. Thank you!

Can I ask a genuine question? Every time I have an argument about this with family/friends etc, they argue the point that everyone has to be assumed innocent until proven guilty, otherwise we’d have anarchy etc. How do you balance that entirely fair point, with the fact that all victims should be believed? How do you…

She brought three dragons back to life from dead eggs and survived a bonfire. She literally doesn't have to do anything for the rest of her life and she's still the best.

Yknow, I just can’t remember his name. I’m sure he says a few times it in one or two of his songs, in case we forget.

I know, right? I mean there’s an entire fucking family of them I can think of but god forbid we critique any of their behaviour for extreme narcissism.

Sorry, I just don’t agree. It is a sea of shade, like every single article they’ve ever written about her. They call her rude, insane, and imply repeatedly that she doesn’t give a fuck about her friend’s wedding because she’s too busy focusing on herself. I mean it ended on a line which sounds like it was taken…