Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

he won’t, and now the kid looks like a money-grubbing asshat.

Ehhh, I think she did something to her jaw too. No amount of contour could get your jaw line to recess that much.

I’m not listening! La la la la la!

The Oklahoma native, 21, placed second out of two competitors

Yeah, it totally sucks when you are forced to read posts you aren't interested in, instead of scrolling right past them.

GGRRRR THIS! Just like that stupid instagrammer Jen Something(?). Squats do not do this. Fat transfers and implants do this:

..and then 253 pages of ‘ha ha ha ha ha...’

I agree. Sorry, but wife sounds like “that” customer who is always looking for comps. Tomato guts make me cringe, but if I mistakenly get one of those awful things in my food, I just remove it.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

Sorry to tell you kid, but menopause is not so great either. Period is late? PMS is still right on time. This is the first time I’ve skipped two months in a row, and it feels kind of like this-

I have always wanted to rock a lady tuxedo.

Stake?

He looks like a real man.

It implies that the fault lies with the girl for not fighting back enough, and that the age factor is the only thing that puts fault on the man.

“She was not necessarily all that unwilling, but at the age of 12 it doesn’t matter,” said Kelly.

I want to know what Bobby’s kingdom consists of. I want to go to there.

Is it just me, or is Kris Benjamin-Buttoning in that picture?

Oral sex is pretty much the only way I don’t orgasm. Maybe I’ve only had dudes go down on me who are bad at it, but it’s always long and tedious for me. I’m OK with never receiving oral sex again.

Why exactly do I know what Christine Teigen eats? Oh, that’s right: because she told everyone.