I don't think I read that one. My second favorite is Slapstick, but I don't think that one would work.

'Will someone please tell me why this is funny?" 'Because he's gay". I seem to remember Jack wearing a pirate suit on the show.

Points!

I'm a card carrying Bokononist, and I think this is his most 'filmable' book. However, I for it's much more suited for a mini series, or a one season event.

Phrasing.

Feels like I'm gonna lose my mind.

Well, applescruff kind of contradicted him/herself a little, because 7 out of 10 is technically a C grade.

Jimmy Fallon makes me want to 'go home and bite my pillow'.

Will someone please give Jennifer Jason Leigh the kind of movie/show deserves?!

It definitely gets points for Matt Dillon's performance, and the always welcome Benning.

Those Ben Affleck gambling debts aren't gonna pay back themselves, gosh darnit.

Those kids will be busting guts on Scream Queens (cue bubble gum pop).

Agreed. It will at least give credence to the the ever-revolving guest stars that inevitably turn up for one ep or two.

Points! to this article.

Well, there were a lot of rumors that they were having an affair. And then there was the time he came to pick her up after a car collision. She also stated specifically that Jason was a good man and wouldn't do that to her. God damn, I have too much time on my hands and a boring ass job.

I think Jones' kid was fathered by Bobbly Flay, though.

Well, excuuuuuse me.

I'm a sucker for a good banjo player and some slyly funny jokes. I can't remember has anyone ever done that before?

How is it that a 15yr old grounded teen can take off with her mother's huge ass SUV?Also, ABC says Please Buy a Biuck! I did enjoy this episode despite those complaints, though.

I remembered that later after I posted this. Great song.