At the risk of whitesplaining, it is Olivier Salad, with a hard-boiled egg and caviar on top. It’s Russian, so yeah, probably racist.

Who has this much time for cleaning?!

Yep, that's what I do too. You quickly learn that both are moving about the same, just in fits and starts. At least, that's what I've found for traffic. The grocery store is another thing altogether, though.