I can technically bring my own liquids on with a doctor’s note. You just need a totally fucked esophagus. It’s that easy.

I fly interationally/cross country a few times a year. With a toddler. To visit family that otherwise don’t come visit me. Flying isn’t necessarily hell for me but it really kicks my anxiety into high gear and it’s really hard on me mentally. Very thankful to NOT be doing any holiday travel this year!

I was listening to Vince Gilligan on WTF Pod and he was talking about the days where anyone could join you in the terminal until your flight took off, or even hang out with you on the airplane if you wanted to chill. And Marc Maron was talking about when smoking on airplanes was still a thing.

I once flew Denver to Seattle first class for a $60 bump. Best flight ever. Paid less to upgrade than I would have to check both bags as a coach passenger.

Can we go back to the days when I could get to the gate early, smile real nice, and end up in 1st class? Because that would make Friday’s transatlantic much more pleasant.

Passion. Personality. Persistence.

The copywriting is so terrible it sounds like they could have lifted it from the description of a new line of graphic t’s from urban outfitters.

It’s Spice Girls feminism.

Pancake. Planar. Peripatetic. Phthalate.

“We are ladies, girls, lovelies, bitches, MILFs, princesses & so much more. Frank. Disruptive. Fun. PYPEin.” “Crazy Woman: 1/2 mile.”

Maybe it’s because I’m not having the greatest of days, but I immediately thought of better p words than “pretty”...

Puppies or kitties work better for me.

100% would wear the shit out of that

Does anyone else like American EAGLE (not Apparel), or have I just 'stepped in it?'

What is up with these mid-to-high end retailers and vastly overpriced, cheaply made t-shirts? I can get something of comparable cut and quality at target. Stuff like skirts and slacks are usually genuinely better made, but it’s like these stores assume that their clientele will just mindlessly by $70 dollar t-shirts…

Dear J. Crew,

It’s also a problem that plagues Time Lords, apparently. Gwyneth is simply consciously coupling herself to the cause of combating this tragic affliction of the common man, woman, and Time Lord.

I would venture that, given these are nominal variables, neither medians nor means are appropriate for this data set.

People can screw in a lightbulb?

Whoa. You are not kidding.