Bergen County born and raised here. North Bergen has never been a well healed area of the state. Did you not read that they made all of the costumes out of recycled materials? And unless things have changed drastically in high schools since I was a youth, theater and arts are notoriously underfunded in even the best…

but why should he actually READ something an inform himself?  It’s easier to just be offended and shit on everyone else’s good time.

This is one of the schools struggling to have books and computers.

What’s the German word for when someone comes to virtue signal but it turns out the school they’re criticizing is in a poorer district and majority Latinx?

North Bergen is not arich school. Maybe do some basic research 

Let me remind everyone once again, Green Book is a movie written by a guy who thinks Muslims were cheering in New Jersey on 9/11, directed by a guy who whips his dick put in public, stars a guy who casually uses racial slurs, and is based on an, at best, dubious account on how the writer’s father was made not racist…

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

“Snuffles fix. Make better. Humans understand Snuffles now?”

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

I've invited Paul Ford, who first brought attention to this comment-section apocalypse on Twitter, to come join the discussion and let us know how he found it in the first place.

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.

I can't believe that question was asked.

Certainly, exercise is a big part of it. But a lot of the reason overweight people give up on healthy endeavors is the lack of results they see from cardio. The best way to lose weight, physical fitness notwithstanding, is a calorie restricted diet. Vigorous exercise can come once the overeating habit is broken.

Fuckin' Julius! And fuckin' Tiberius! And fuckin' Claudius! And fuckin' Quintus!

When a shit ticket to a game is about $100, only the mad buy tickets.

Obviously this was caused by rich people paying too much in taxes. All we have to do is give them a huge tax break and they'll start fixing bridges out of the goodness of their own hearts... They actually REALLY want to get out and start working on them now, but the crippling taxes they're paying means it's either…