Bingo. We literally have the case that all the doubters of privilege/rape culture wanted: this asshole was caught in the god damn act by witnesses; all protocols were followed immediately (police, hospital, rape kit, etc.); the victim was strong, eloquent, and determined; and here we still are watching this smug prick…

C’mon, this could have been a baseball bat, car or hammer just as easily.

Sorry, Kinks or bust.

They later issued a non-apology, saying that they were immature and too orthodox about Rastafarianism. They’ve since matured and say they’ve got no problem with them now. I say non-apology because they never really said, we’re sorry, we were wrong. Instead, they say they’re more mature now.

Very forgotten D.C. band: Jawbox. They were great while they lasted.

“I Don’t Wanna Hear It” or “Seeing Red” would have worked much better here. But any Minor Threat song is a good one.

Isn’t it ironic that AM got ripped off? It’s like rain, on your wedding day. You oughta know she’s pissed. I want you to know I sure would be.

I am not, i’d ask for her twitter handle but with the recent plague of trolls it’s likely best not to.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

Yup. They built a family complex (cool, I’d love to do that if I had the $$ too), but then decided, “Hey, we’re adults, one of whom has a girlfriend, and we think sleeping on top of each other is still cool!”

Ewwwwww. That would be SO WEIRD. But also very on-brand for them.

I have had a crush on him and Ken Marino since roughly 1994. The State RULES!

I just picture a tiny Dennis Hopper on his shoulder saying” Pop quiz, hotshot. You’re in a crowd of reporters and someone gives you a sandwich prepared in accordance with kosher law. What do you do? What do you do?”.

I don’t know why, but my dog’s ears just perked up. Probably nothing.

My bad I wasn't trying to yell or dm to just rarely use Twitter and really love sandwiches. Sorry.

UGGGH I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE

He was told he couldn’t put mayonnaise on his jew meat sammich. I’m surprised he isn’t crying.

If it just takes a sandwich to take down Ted Cruz, why didn’t someone do it sooner?

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

The R&R Hall of Fame clip of Prince solo-ing during George Harrison’s introduction is one of the greatest demonstrations of how the guy was on a completely different level. Here’s Petty and Winwood and all these guys, and suddenly they’re all being dominated by Prince.