I can trace my genealogy back to Israel in 1565. Jews love to keep records. I wonder what a DNA test would actually be able to tell me.

To me white privilege is simple as this...A white person can be successful in this country without having to really interact with people of color. They can go to a majority white (high & college) school and not have to know a person of color or even have a teacher or coach that is a person of color, get a job at a…

I’ve just been trying not to think about it :(

Dude I can have as many nemesi - nemisises? as I want. Ignore the plural confusion. Point is, you can’t tell me how to live my life.

So this is the “No Love Boat”?

The first guy I slept with after my divorce called to my attention that a sweet milky substance was coming from my nipple. Apparently, I was still lactating a full year after weaning my kid. Sugar tits, indeed.

Wake me up when Shaun Cassidy appears.

Steely Dan sounds creepy as fuck even when you don’t listen to the lyrics. But combine the lyrics with whisper singing and watery guitar and you have the musical version of a 51 year-old guy with a ponytail and a van and probably many vests, going to all of the local high school’s girl’s volleyball games. No, his…

His singing voice is pretty awful.

Were these two there?

What a contrast with the puppy cloners from yesterday. See puppy cloners? Here’s what some people who have more money than they can spend do with some of that extra money.

How do we sue Chad Kroeger for Nickelback?

I rode an elevator with Spike. U jell?

I AM SO GLAD!!! that liberals are getting just as fucking trolly as the conservatives. This gives me hope!

it’s the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

Stacey Newman is my newest hero. This woman is so amazing & we need more of her in politics ASAP.

Dear Stacey Newman, You are officially invited to my Christmas party! I make the best hot chocolate! Can be spiked if you need to chill after being surrounded by all the batshits!

Well, then all the love goes to Stacey Newman, and all the stars go to you for telling us a little about her. What she has done is not only brilliant as a move to throw this into the laps of all of those who hate women, and choice, but in practice it is absolutely reasonable. Gun ownership should be difficult and a…

She deserves a mount rushmore face.