BOO YA

Now we just need to workshop a transvaginal ultrasound equivalent. Transrectal firearm fitting?

Spike4Eva

You’d think David Boreanaz was used to dealing with bloodsuckers.

Great song.

How about none? Because if women were in there for abortion services the fetus is too young to be a ‘baby’. If they were in for prenatal/other medical services, they might have eventually been a baby that was under gestational age, thus they wouldn’t survive if the mother died.

Ugh family members. My uncle was always a misogynistic abusive asshole, but then he drunk drove in front of a truck and became a disabled, misogynistic asshole (couldn’t quite handle the physically abusive anymore, but don’t worry he made up for it in verbal). One Christmas we came home and I, being my fathers…

I could make some tasteless joke right now that at least the trains will run on time, but...........

Fuck. That was a whole other layer I had not considered. I mean, fuck that.

Not that this would be ok if it were a bus ad, but they really did make the worst possible choice here.

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

Should I be bragging about Zooey to other people? Should I be like “we got another one, hahaha!!!”

Paul Newman forever and ever, amen.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

Gwen Stefani is a horrible person who is rife with bad taste, highly skilled in cultural appropriation, and unapologetically makes terrible choices. How quickly we forget.

He sounds like he’s Michael Jackson.

Stephanie March is not Bobby Flay’s ex-wife. She’s Stephanie March, actress, who was married to a whiny man/child who plays with squeeze bottles way too much.

Hang on, haven’t we already done this with the fictional “Footballers Wives” series? If no-one gets married, then float off in a hot air balloon before crash landing in a lion enclosure then I will be deeply disappointed.