Benedict Cumberbatch has more sexy in his left eyebrow than Adam Levine has in his entire body.

So, while we are all bickering over who the real sexiest man alive is (answer: Benedict Cumberbatch), who's the sexiest man who ISN'T alive? My vote is Paul Newman.

Wait....if Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive, does that mean that Benedict Cumberbatch died?!?

I want to make a smart comment, but all I can say is

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was disappointed with pads with adhesive strips that stuck to your underpants instead of belts!

Thank you. I just experienced an orange pekoe nose douche.

Read Forever when I was a sophomore in high school. Even in my days as a stupid teenager, reading about the ups and downs of teenage romance and how sex can really overcomplicate things, it made me think twice about if I wanted to be sexually active myself. Although chastity was a concept I was raised with, reading…

I've said it once and I will say it again until every single one of you man loving Jezzies out there agrees with me.

He looks toned in this picture.. so I feel bad saying this (sort of) but he is just too skinny for my taste. Although, I think the main reason I find him unattractive is bc I don't like his voice or personality.. I can find the ugliest man sexy if I like his personality (it's a blessing and a curse).

Me too. I thought that was obvious!

Anyone else have a weird crush on Danny Huston? Just me? Okay, just checking.

THANK YOU LORD JESUS! I'm not the only one! The *only* reason I even watched the pilot was because of my total irrational love for Bradley Whitford...and even though Malin's character has yet to win me over totally, I'm still loving the show.

Oh god! Topical! At least in my house it is.

"I've seen some shit, man."

Not going to lie, I lol'ed at the one protester trying to turn the situation around. If that person weren't a total piece of shit otherwise, this would be a four for you, Glenn Coco moment.

Oh just SAY IT SARAH. It's THE JEWS who are ruining Christmas, right?? It's Joseph Scroogeberg and his dreidel-spinnin', Jesus-killin' comrades!

Judge away, but I genuinely enjoy The Carrie Diaries, because it's sweet and fluffy like cotton candy. After the emotional ups and downs of shows like Breaking Bad or Downton Abbey, or even the witty sharpness of Parks and Rec, sometimes I just want something silly and this satisfies that.

I'm sure there's someone more knowledgeable on the topic than I, but is there a reason that the Palestinians haven't adopted non-violent resistance? I'm an Israel supporter but I think Palestine has a right to a sovereign country (preferably the West Bank and land from Syria and Jordan) and once the country is…

If there was never any pilling, how would I indulge my weird desire to shave all my tights and sweaters?! Oooh, it's so satisfying!!!

Pfft. She can keep all that. I'd rather be right here in Alaska, hiking and skiing with my girls.