I have a second name for tweetbeat. I call it "The living list of reasons to hate Jason Biggs".

THANK YOU! I was looking for that. I was starting lose faith in humanity... =D

I'm not ashamed to say that I can't wait.

I loved this, especially signing it "Love" from Dick and Perry! I love dads. Hugs to you.

This reminded me of when I watched Dumbo last week, haha. I hadn't seen it since I was like, 8 years old. Dumbo, the movie, is racist as fuck. Also, what's up with Disney characters having shitty moms or their mom's being in shitty situations?

I'm really appreciating the understatedness of Kim Gordon's Twitter tribute to Lou Reed. She ended up making a more official statement w/r/t his passing and, most fittingly, it was equally non-splashy given its heartfeltness and plain-spokenness. All very relatable, in the final analysis.

Oh, how I miss what Roger Ebert would have to say about this whole thing!

There are few things that disturb me more than the anti-vaccine people. Or movement. Dear god, I hope it's not a movement because if so we really need to stop them. Anyone want to join me in starting the anti-anti-vaccine movement?

If David Bowie could share his alien life extending technology with Iman, why couldn't he share them with Lou Reed? He'd better give some to Iggy Pop.

*Starred entirely for the invention of MoranJortsville :D

My 5-year-old daughter, to her kindergarten teacher: "Dude, I so love this book." [#proud]

I'm from St. Louis and I say it but I watched a lot of Ninja Turtles as a child.

I'm 41, Canadian (Toronto!), and I say Dude ALL the damn time! It's an exclaimation! Duuuuuude! A greeting! Dude! A goodbye! Dude! Workplace swearing! DUDE! Its a warning! Dude, no. It's an agreement! DUDE YES! It's the best word ever! DUDE!

I love that homophobes are rightfully being made to look like nutcases nowadays. Some friends of mine, a two-mom family with five kids, moved to a small suburb. They braced themselves for homophobia, and instead found that the sole homophobic family was the one being shunned instead. The homophobes were (rightfully)…

I didn't even read the article. All I can think of is "ALL YOU FRESHMEN BITCHES" in my head. Over and over. Excellent.

Why wait? I actually just asked my boss if I could go home and when he said no I screamed "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and then came back to my desk and continued reading Jezebel.

As a former bartender and long-time waitress, refusing bottle service to some asshole celebrity kid would be something I would LIVE for. It would be my absolute pleasure to be the one to walk up to her and break the bad news.

ahhh, my Dad would love to do that to me. Hugs!!!

There is no beating that Jenny Jazz. Ever.

I don't know about the rape thing. Too new for my blood.