I'm black, chubby, and I wear my glasses everyday. I also have 3 tattoos with plans for more tattoos and piercings. I love to bet on sports and I'm a total exhibitionist. I've had a lot of threesomes with an ex that I'm still incredible friends with. I love all these things about myself.

Does anybody else ever confuse Dean Norris with MTV's John Norris? Who reminds me of Kevin Bacon which I feel is at least 3 degrees of Bacon.

I have a mental image of John Gosselin dancing around the woods in an Ed Hardy t-shirt saying, "tee in a win, chickabee"

A lot of kids in Vietnam find "Rock and Roll Part 2" a very intimidating song.

Yoho, hush that fuss.

Ooooh I hate that - the "correct way" to be Jewish. I'm technically half-Jewish on the "wrong" side and you'd be amazed how many non-Jewish people find out about that and go, "So you're not really Jewish".

My grandmother did too (not chemical) and it resulted in my father being raised by his grandmother. He was a toddler when she died. This makes me believe even more strongly in the freedom of choice and the access to safe legal abortions.

Some more facts about the fire:

I was going to hate-watch Hasselbeck on Monday but I can't remember the childlock code we put on FoxNews.

IS there anyone cooler then Johnny Cash? He and Dolly Parton are two artists who it seems everyone can agree are just the damn coolest. RUN to netflix, (Before they take it from streaming) and watch the Columbo episode called"Swan Song" that stars Johnny Cash. (He even SINGS in it! YAY!) He is so damn sexy in it it…

I've been reading Dirt Bags for years and years and I still can't shake the habit of reading the attributions as reactions. Comme ci:

Hold up, though. Helen McCrory is Damian Lewis' wife? NICHOLAS BRODY IS MARRIED TO NARCISSA MALFOY?!

Also—and this isn't totally related—but who the fuck would date a guy who says his favorite book is "American Psycho"? I always want to ask what their favorite part is—the part with the rat or the part when the car battery gets attached to the woman's nipples?

"Kim Gordon, formerly of Sonic Youth"

Not everyone has the musical talent of a Skrillllex, a Miley, or a Limp Bisquick.

Big hugs & hearts out for Lisa & Jack Osborne. xxxxx

Part of me thinks it's because she doesn't pander or take off her clothes... Her music is consistently intelligent, catchy, beautiful and fun... but I can see some people thinking her whole future concept being weird I guess? I don't know. She can out-sing 99% of the pop world.

At home I need to get a challah pass, but it beats doing homework!

Pictured: Mrs. Hall in ten years. Her boys still love her very much and she still protects them from women.