PRAISE RETTA!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been in love with Geena Davis for pretty much my whole life. As a kid, I would watch anything she was in on infinite loop. When I was 12, the first compliment my younger step-brother ever gave me was "You know, you look like the actress in that movie last night. The one with the red hair." When I realized he…

No contest

Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my…

Bless this gif.

James Franco:

Sure is, the video that's from is upthread. :)

There can never be too many Sixteen Candles posts, IMHO.

I really want to know what message Bradley Cooper is trying to send us all with this shit. He knows people are going to take photos of him so he goes into a public park with a girl who looks like she's barely 12 and starts reading Lolita in full view of photographers. That is some sick and twisted shit Coop.

In the early two-thousandies, in Austin, Texas, I was hanging out with some other trans women once, and we found ourselves going out to a fairly classy pool hall. Our game was interrupted when we realized some incredibly witty dudes had noticed us, and had decided to herald our presence by queueing up this same exact…

How about the fact that Imagine is an absolutely bullshit song that imagines a utopia where everyone is exactly the same?

This is how you get people talking without taking your clothes off.

One of the members of One Direction is wearing a Joy Division shirt. I have nothing witty to say, but I find this even weirder than Jordan Knight wearing a Bauhaus shirt in one of NKOTB's videos.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

My pitbull is so vicious that she killed this bug, chewed it up, and then showed absolutely no remorse when I had to clean it up. She is a monster.

Staffies are seriously the best! We got Halford as a rescue, and he is just a total cuddle bug. We take him to the dog park and he just sort of walks around like a little old man staring up at the trees. Here he is with his pork roll "cigar".

Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.

I just think of the hundreds of thousands of American men who died lonely deaths in Europe, and the wives, girlfriends, mothers, fathers, and children that they left behind, all of whom suffered grievous loss, fighting exactly the thing that these scumbags stand for. They would consider this treason, aiding the…

North Dakota is just crawling with Mossad agents