Can you perhaps run a column with 10 ways for Extroverts not to think the world revolves around them and think everyone has to be like them or there’s something wrong with them?

I know that’s right.

I never understand cashiers who care enough to report stuff like this. I remember I used to work in a sort of high end place, and there were a group of girls who ran a gift card scams and I never paid attention, because who gives a fuck. 

when I was a senior in high school, I did a miss america preliminary pageant for the scholarship money (I was heading to college the next year and thought I could use it for textbooks) and won. huge mistake. practically everyone talked like this, women included. the day after I won I met my female director who…

“The episode” that distressed her is this whole “Harry marrying a negress” affair.

Solange has turned into such a singular pop culture artist (auteur?).  Even if I don’t like something of hers, I still respect it. I truly appreciate that not everything she does is meant to be liked, and that idea often makes me roll my eyes when those of lesser talent try to wrap their work in that sort of…

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

They’ll be able to get a lot of mileage out of SZA being conventionally attractive. Her beauty can be sparingly art directed and her songs are superb enough that I don’t wanna see anything in the vid but her singing.

I demand dragons AND housewives!

I’m convinced that RHONY maintains its standards because almost none of the women are married or in relationships they take too seriously. They’re all widows and divorcees with mostly grown children, so they’re not beholden to their family’s reputations like other casts. They just give fewer fucks about looking like…

I don’t think an overhaul for Beverly Hills is the answer. I think Andy should pull the same lever he did after Season 4 of New York. Fire half of the cast - fire the stale, embittered, or simply too nasty ones. Keep the good ones.

Laser Accurate.

“For ex, Taylor Swift seen as America’s sweetheart despite her many boyfriends but Beyonce is called a ho”

Divorce

Holy shit. That’s really mean awful stuff there. I’m so sorry you have to ensure that shit.

I know this isn’t the best place for it but given how I likely won’t be up for Barf or Dirt Bag later this needs to be said now.

You can feel however you need to about hearing of his infidelity.

Who hurt you?

im going to be sure to remember this. i cant even count on all my fingers and toes i’ve heard “i didnt go to iraq to fight for your freedoms” - because i may havent thought much of them before, i think even less of them for trying to hold their military career over a civilian in such a dishonorable way.

Look man I’m speaking from experience, I found out my Exgirlfriend was cheating on me for the better part of our relationship and for a long time I hated her and don’t get me wrong I still think she’s a shitty person for doing that to me and giving me so much pain. But now I mostly feel bad for her because I…