Awkward because I had already tried the same thing with Tom Selleck. Offering up Mom was beginning to be “ my thing” and needed to be addressed.

Awkward because Mom was secretly giving you a high five?

Yep.

He sits on my face in dreams.

Medical professional who runs a sex shop?

You’re doing God’s work my friend.

Is that what straight men call it, a “bloodstone wand”? Christ.

since they were granted their land for their service to the kings of gondor in the battle of Celebrant, I would argue they are indeed vassals in name. however, due to the political degredation of gondor in the centuries preceding the war of the ring, the relative strength and independence of rohan increased to the…

Hold me BACK! The Rohirrim have a rich cultural tradition and are not vassals of Gondor.

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

For anyone wondering, it appears to be gibberish composed of functional analysis, point-set topology, integral transforms (looks like weird versions of fourier and laplace) and what looks like a blatantly incorrect statement about matrix determinants towards the bottom.

I want to find your story sweet, but your husband asking a person from a disappearing culture to talk him to sleep is ... well, I’ll just say “unusual.”

He may have crafted the world in six days, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t take his time with this man.

Socialism works very well in a societies that value socialism. I say this sitting in a country where I am a public school teacher, where I happily pay high taxes, where I have nationalised healthcare that is expensive for me because I have a rather steady income, but is always there for me forever with individual…

Dude, I did my masters coursework in comparative government and political philosophy, with special emphasis on comparisons between the U.S., Australia, and Japan.

I think you might be confused, liberal and libertarian are two very different things.

Sikhs carry a ceremonial knife, the Kirpan, to symbolize their (very literal) fight for survival in the early years of the religion, against violence by Mughals. It represents the duty of each Sikh to defend themselves and all others from oppression, with violence if (but only if) necessary.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Nicole, Kate and Gwyn remind me of expensive field hockey sticks.

the tight-knit SEAL community - a community which prides itself on quiet sacrifice and secrecy.

Please no she deserves better than that greasy beard on chicken legs.