There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

My daily driver is a stick (I think it goes without saying that my fun car is also a stick; four on the floor to be exact). I live in DC. I learned to drive stick (in Africa, no less, the continent of no traffic laws, at age 14 because fuck you, that’s why) and while I have owned and operated automatic transmission…

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

Frankly, that was more than I cared to learn

Out of you and Lebron James, you’re definitely the cooler one, no doubt.

It’s also odd for these fans to think of trading away a future first round pick just to move up two spots as any sort of indication of The Process.

Boxing has been dead/dying for 50 goddamn years.

I posted his on another thread- but it deserves another post (in my mind, anyways):

You don’t really get how probability works, do you?

I’m a sucker for block catches. Especially by a smaller guy like Smart.

It’s telling that French people can manage to have a low enough BMI for the manufacturer. Their food is among the best in the world, yet somehow they manage to eat less of it and take walks to socialize versus devouring wings and locally grown bacon during “binge watching” sessions of either sports or OITNB. We’re…

Oh come on, Albert. If the Celtics give the Cavs a good series that would be a good thing to watch. Isn’t that why we watch sports?

Fuck no. Lebron can quit dicking around if he wants, but the Celtics should and probably will go down swinging.

Ah yes. The NBA Playoffs do suck, but you are saying that the CELTICS are the ones draining the “fun” from these playoffs by refusing to get swept. I bet if your knicks were not the worst team ever (Didn’t this site call them a super team at the beginning of the year? LOL) you’d be talking about them showing grit and…

So far the worst thing about this season is everyone falling over themselves to show how sophisticated they are by complaining about it. The basketball itself has been entertaining as ever.

A Rajon Rondo injury stole the juice from what could have been a 1-8 upset

The amazing thing is, every replay you see of him driving in slow-mo shows at least one blatant foul that is never called. Like its hard to see how much he gets clobbered in real time because he brushes them off like flies off a bored rhino. But he could very easily have had free throws after half of his makes last…

You don’t get it, the seething hate I feel is not directed at white people.

Right. IT is “the problem”. Get rid of the guy that got your team to the ECF. The problem is that the other team has LeBron James, so doesn’t matter who your best player is.

Are the Knicks even on the Cavs radar?