Here’s the thing: I’m strongly against abortion. I think it’s wrong and against certain beliefs I have. But

Side question - who is the bigger Asshole-Housewives-Husband - Jim Edmonds or Jim Bellino?

Lean? Is that the same thing as/different than “sizzurp” and “purple drank”?

Honestly, I feel like we can let him have tomorrow and when he loses California, then he can concede. It would be a little more ceremonious that way and I’ll give him that.

can we have salma hayek as the smoking, sultry confidence artist? maybe kerry washington as the straight-laced, tightly-wound accountant who’s got the details on the score and has some kind of terrible secret that’s driving her to crime to come up with the money?

Does she have a very particular set of skills? Skills she’s acquired over a very long career.

We have an actual yearly Garlic Fest here (Delray Beach, Fla). They better make their way to my local McDonald’s.