please do tell

apparently one of the last breakthroughs in human anatomy came from one biologist dissecting erect armadillo penises. i think she found a whole knew type of muscle group. what’s wrong w these little fuckers

so.... fun..... ahaha

candles! candles. I had a candle the size of a baseball and that’s the only time I’ve ever been accused of having an explosive on my person.

I’m not sure if I’m the first to point this out, but the NY Times article says that Gorsuch is the youngest nominee in 25 years. Clarence Thomas was 43 when he was nominated/confirmed.