Yeah that is a scone. We eat a lot of scones. Especially in the countryside in the summer with clotted cream and jam and shit tons of glorious tea.

The closest thing is a scone, but it serves a totally different purpose. You guys need Yorkshire puddings though.

Yeah. There are terrible oversharers all over the damn place.

Breastfeeding over a year is supported by the World Health Organisation, babywearing is what allows many of us to stay sane and functional and mobile rather than chained to a buggy or stuck in the house, sleeping in the same room as the parents for the first six months is recommended by medical orgs as a SIDS…

I'm wondering if you know what attachment parenting means. Because what you describe doesn't have anything to do with attachment parenting.

Oh good, a classic Jezebel 70s Primer On Motherhood. Fun!

I'm breathing quite well, thanks! It's a mixture of the article being totally shit, and your comment while clearly referring to your experiene coming across as short-sighted and tone-deaf. And I totally and completely disagree with it, so there's that.

First of all, you claim to be some sort of science-based individual. Thanks for your sample size of one, completely detached from context, circumstance, or experience. Applet, independent, exploring, rambunctious adventurer that he is, was unrestrainable at ten weeks - climbed out of his baby rocker. at 16 weeks he…

I am not even joking. I've been thinking of buying that scooter for a week! They had one in the GP office and applet loved it. I remember it said it was made here in the UK which makes me even happier.

A condom.

Yeah corn isn't our strong point.

We have lots of lovely, native foods, as well as many that can be grown here that are not native. :)

There are certainly flaws in the 100 mile diet ethos, (there's a great book on the topic, I'll dig out if you're interested) but in general there are very good arguments relating to 'eating local'. One element of that, though, is eating in season which means not eating all sorts of crops grown under glass to extend…

I am British, you bleedin' pillock. This wasn't sarcastic. It was just poorly written.

Bingo!

Marry me. <non creepy>

Seriously though, you spoke from my shrivelled soul. Some of us never had the luxury of being so quirky and zany.

What in the fresh hell did I just read?

Where's the Wild Orchid?

I don't care what anyone says. I think JLo is gorgeous and physical perfection and a great businesswoman.

My cousin went to school with her and said she was always a friendly and nice girl when they were kids. My cousin's kind of weird so that take with some salt. I like the Beckhams though.