“BOTH SIDES!”

Yeah let’s just let some Trumpsters go in the lion pens. We could sell tickets like in Roman times!

It’s actually relatively common that our local zoo feeds prey animals to the predators. Grazers that are old, sick, genetically wonky, etc. are humanely euthanized, and then parted out for the big cats, wolves, bears, etc. It’s way cheaper than trying to find a place to bury a giraffe, and honestly more natural.

Honestl…

These aren’t some sort of Videodrome-like repurposed videos?

Rove is on my ever growing list of “People I would pay to see be beat down in a 7-11 parking lot.”

President Obama didn’t name any particular names, the critcism could have been inferred to be directed to the UN or WHO or Governors or Mayors.

That’s what made me roll my eyes at Don Jr.’s “I was only kidding!” defense. First of all, no you weren’t, and second of all, you’re suggesting your tweet was OK because it’s funny to tweet accusations about pedophilia...? Talk about showing your ass.

“ So yes, he certainly should be open. This is not controversial or unusual.”

I would believe I had failed as a parent, if i had one adult child who spent his days tweeting out racist Pepe memes, and the other was on twitter calling a presidential candidate a pedophile, just for kicks. I would be horrified at the bad job I did as a parent to have raised kids to be dumb, cruel, racist fucks.

There’s a little-known third option: The White Pill.

I like to give these folks my favorite set of number-pairs...not that it actually helps...

If they could also somehow flay themselves so as to allow the ultraviolet light inside their bodies...

I hate that MRAs hijacked “take the red pill” because it’s a great way of explaining white supremacy to a white person. As in: comprehending white supremacy as a white person is like taking the red pill and waking up to the reality that you are one of the machines.

Unpopular counterpoint: The Matrix is actually a dreadful film (the horrible screenplay is mostly to blame, causing good actors to read terrible lines, though Fishburne isn’t helping with his ponderous and overly-serious manner) with groundbreaking and still-impressive special effects that ALMOST cloak its…

He was a creepy looking dude, and was hovering around her from a VERY young age. NOT healthy, so now he’s used up her youth like a life energy vampire he’s out. My only worry would be that as he is an investment banker and a scumbag and a manipulator he might have a lot of control over her money. He’s the kind of guy…

Jesus. She filed an emergency order because he’s trying to kick her out of their house (which he terminated the lease on without her consent) and he’s trying to force her out during a pandemic lock down. The woman doesn’t want to be homeless, have her shit out on the sidewalk.

I feel oddly compelled to defend Mary-Kate Olsen on a number of points, even if some of them seem stupid of me to even bring up.

Men in general seem less likely to go to the doctor for any medical care. I am guessing this is part of the reason we outlive them. It’s not manly to take pills or not be able to fix your own problems. My dad will go to the doctor, but he refuses to take allergy or blood pressure medication. He would rather sneeze his…

wow! I didn’t know scientists had discovered a new species of poop worm this week

I think in this case, “mediocre” is giving him too much credit.