And yet again, you made me giggle. I would totally subscribe to your newsletter if you had one. I actually kinda agree with your sentiment, too... my life is pretty messy...

Not even a sophomore. A freshman!

Thank you for the laugh this morning! You brightened my day.

Hi Johnny Depp! 

Don’t get your hopes up too much. That way, when you do find the occasional decent, non-sexist dude, it’s always a pleasant surprise rather than a disappointment the frequent times there aren’t any around. That also helps me to never, ever take my wonderful feminist boyfriend for granted too, because I always remember…

It's not just you feeling that way, don't worry.

Sexist men come in every color, shape and type. Color has nothing to do with it. Nobody should have to tell you that though...

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WOW this is possibly the most ignorant thing ever. Maybe this person CAN'T shelter in place. There *are* such people out there...

I love that you just disabled the doorbell lol. That was good thinking. Plus I like the thought that that dude is still out there, ringing that doorbell to this very day, waiting for it to be answered...

Whaaat? I thought landlords could enter if there was an emergency though? My last few leases had that. Especially an OBVIOUS emergency, like OPEN FLAMES. What a complete turd of a human, wow. That makes me mad since he would have died most likely. He didn’t win the lawsuit, right??? I hope the landlord found some way…

I really, REALLY hope you left her demanding butt there...

That neighbor deserves to be grabbed by a predator and shook to death. Piece of shit. He knew that was likely to happen and probably laughed about traumatizing a kid via her beloved pet and support animal being killed violently. Then she couldn’t even have a funeral for the poor bunny. I wonder if the parents could…

Oh man. I’m really anxious to hear the rest of these stories now! This was practically teasing us!

I had a threateningly bad stalker neighbor who was a meth addict who beat his pregnant girlfriend in front of other neighbors once. He would stand by the mailboxes with a machete just staring at my house after beating on my door with no luck a few times. He stole my packages. Once it was catfood, and he returned it…

I think you need to get mad! This guy is causing you great anxiety and stress after you have been kind and respectful to someone who is not. You have done your best and then some! He’s also harassing and creepy and a hell of a lot louder than you. You would probably qualify for some sort of anti-harassment order with…

There’s also a lot of evidence that he was up to something very shady though, just sayin’. Plus it doesn’t appear he made his initial money from breeding. Nobody flies unregistered planes in and out of the country on the regular for kicks, either.

Do you even know how unreliable polygraphs are though? If I was innocent but accused of something I sure wouldn’t take one! There’s a reason they aren’t admitted in court. I think Carole is a hell of a lot better than the other creepy sex offenders on the show, but I also think she probably killed her husband. People…

Her cages aren’t that small, though the feeding areas are- for a reason. She runs a charity, she doesn’t make a profit like the others. She quit cub petting 25 years ago as well as breeding. One guy DID have plans to have her killed. It doesn’t matter if he didn’t do it himself. The police never convicted her, so…

They don't switch to supporting trump so much as... revenge-voting for him. Either out of misogyny/hatred of Clinton, or they are just angry Bernie lost the nomination and want to lash out. Or both.