I feel like if it were about responding to events, they could have made that clearer with the graphics on the shirt. Like put a little digital hand or pointer with boxes to make it look like you’re responding to an evite. As it is, it can be taken a lot of different ways, and one of those ways is really bad. If the…

There should be a law allowing those of us with stomach issues the right to speed to the nearest bathroom available.

True. I suspect that she simply hadn’t scrolled down past the first few paragraphs and therefore didn’t realize the other photo even existed.

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Please please only use the photo of him crying like the asshole coward rapist he is when posting about him.

Also can be read as how distressing it is that there are more books about dogs than books with black female protagonists. It’s assumed that kids can empathize more with animals than other human beings.

I love this show, and I want to watch this whole episode. The geneology of my mom’s side of the family can be traced back to Ireland and Germany back to the 1600s. They immigrated to Iowa in the 1800s. My dad’s family is a mystery, though. My grandparents, Polish Catholics, were slave laborers in concentration camps…

YOU OWN the adorable cat in your avatar? You are so lucky :) (The adorable bunny in my avatar is my Nacho)

A Kentucky Derby level ladies hat would be preferable. But use my cat, MacDuff who is my avatar as the hat wearer, please. You’ll find no handsomer boy.

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

I have never heard any good gossip. But she is Jayne Mansfield’s daughter. (I realize many people know this, but it's always fun info if you didn't!)

I bought tickets. It is up to $900 million and it would be nice to win. I imagine myself winning then BAM $5 million to Planned Parenthood!!!

Guys, big news this week with my kid. The other night I felt like poo after they had dance class, so I decided to take the kids to McDonald’s to avoid cooking and give myself a chance to just sit (that sound you hear in the distance is one of Food Babe’s neck veins exploding).

There’s a big difference between offering and insisting.

I couldn’t bring myself to let anyone spend $120 on a cup of watered leaves for me, although I’m sure it is delicious. :)

First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.

Thanks for pointing out that different areas of each state have different accents. I cringe whenever Texas, MS, & Alabama accents are brought out to represent Louisiana (hello Matthew McConaughey- dude is a Texan, & his accent is not generally southern for the Deep South). I wish more films hired people from those…

Except you’re not really “damned if you do” because it’s your job to do a thorough and appropriate examination (and also federal law). Weigh the consequences of treating her vs. not treating her, too.

It’s possible they did a thorough and appropriate examination here, and that an appropriate examination didn’t reveal…

#teamgrover