I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Still have issues masturbating...WAIT WAS THAT THE POINT?!?

Paul Krugman wrote that Newt Gingrich is “a stupid man’s idea of what a smart person sounds like”.

I want to do the same but watch it with my tits out on the couch because fuck this guy.

Delicate, dramatic hurt man fee fees!

This is what a drug dealer looks like.

its their diet - they don't have the strength to snark properly ;)

Okay, so. I have four. One secondhand, three firsthand, two regular scary, two woo-woo scary. I’m probably stuck in the greys, so whatever, but I had to vacuum up all the other stories first before sharing.

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Many years and several wrinkles ago, my college boyfriend Aaron and I spent an August driving across the country and back. We were living off the money we’d made working the previous two summers, so our budget was tighter than a piano wire. We camped and bought food at grocery stores and only got a shady motel room…

This isn’t a ghost story, but it’s the creepiest and most awful thing that has ever happened to me. It is completely true, although I wish it wasn’t. It probably doesn’t really belong here, but I feel the need to write it down.

My grandmother is the most spiritual person I know. She converted to Buddhism at age 35 after growing up in a very conservative catholic latin household, she chants and meditates and is really into theosophy. She is very much into mysticism and says she can see and talk to spirits. Although I love talking about all…

I can't believe you all don't have something better to do - And maybe this is all tongue-in-cheek, but seriously? Blind folks can do and enjoy many things! Just because you don't understand how one might be able to enjoy things in life without their sight (a basketball game) doesn't mean that it isn't possible, it…

Ha! My goddaughter's reaction, when her parents told her that Jesus was always watching over her, was pure fear. "He's watching me right now?"

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

Wow. Jesus Fucking Christ. God-damn. Every day I check in on Gawker stories, I'm shown that the bar for stupidity and audacious-ness has been raised somewhere in America. Remember when Stupid People used to stfu and keep quiet in the back of the class. At no point do any of these morons actually, say, use their time &…

There are varying degrees of blindness, and people still identify with being blind or deaf. It doesn't mean they aren't even if they can see shapes or have Ushers, and have tunnel vision. It doesn't make him any less blind.

I have a detached retina in one eye, the right one. As hard as it may seem to believe my senses are heightened. They are. 20/10 vision, hear whispers.. The most interesting thing though is what I call "sonar". I feel whats coming on my right side. Fuck this, I'am a little tipsy and I could write for hours about…

There's a Roald Dahl story called The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and within said story there is a tale of The Man Who Could See Without Using His Eyes. #StevieWonderSecretYogi