Good lord, you must not have been married long. Good natured torturing of one's spouse is basically the most fun thing about having one!

Once, when he was putting on a shirt, he told me that I needed to prepare myself because "I look really, really good in purple."

But it was more gross because she was impolite and inconsiderate. You can't go around a hospital spilling blood everywhere. That is unsanitary and not good for the other patients.

Explain how starting a website to invent names for aborted fetuses is or leads to intelligent discourse and I might consider that it's bad to troll this shit. Forced-birthers are trolls. Maybe not all of them, but a lot of them and there the ones who come up with this bullshit, who come up with billboards that declare…

Thirteen year olds, go out and hang out with drunk boys? Don't eat potatoes and bread or else you'll get fat (god forbid!)? What is this crock of shit? Feminist author, okaayy suuuure.

I watch BB and I haaaaate Frankie. Any normal brother would get out of the house, hear all the stories, and give her a "Girl, whatchu been doin'?!?" come to Jesus talk. Since he's Frankie, there's no doubt in my mind that he will see no problem with her behavior. The mother must be a piece of work to raise two such…

Why are the most anti-gay things always the gayest things? They make students watch lesbian porn, ridicule those who are allegedly turned on, and kick them out. Then, those that are remaining, that have not been labelled a dyke and ridiculed, are made to perform oral sex on a woman. ??? I imagine in a male frat it…

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

Oh, man, so much this. A child and a mother are both human beings, and, as such, both equally entitled to emotional health and fulfillment. But what to do when the existence of the child negates that for the mother? It's certainly not the child's fault, and the mother may well have had no choice in the matter, either.…

Okay, I had a couple of glasses of wine at dinner, so maybe I'm overreacting?

We have a lady who always asks for us to leave the chick peas off of her salad to which we reply we do not not have we ever put chick peas on our salads. Once you bring the salad out she will huff and puff and hold up the peppercini and exclaim she didn't want any chick peas. She's been told many times that it is not…

What the ever loving fuck?! I'm just going to look at cat gifs until I can process this.

I absolutely lost it at, "I believe the Italians call that fellatio!"

I am a married man, a father of a daughter and I absolutely agree with you on this, at least from a personal point of view. I've spent a whole three years damning myself for being so ignorant. although, in my defence, I understand men even less, their company makes me uncomfortable and most of them and their ways are…

- My co-worker who spelled tossed (as in tossed salad) "tost" and also spelled cucumber "Qcumber" in total seriousness.

A quick YouTube search seems to suggest that your shit may stay in your possession.

A Google image search would suggest that there is a market out there for catfrogging. Think of it: movies, TV shows, action figures, t-shirts etc. There's a veritable fortune to be made off this stuff.

cat - turtle is upset by this ridiculousness

I don't know why everybody is confused about why you'd want to simultaneously orgasm. So you can rob banks in your frozen orgasm time, obviously.

Simultaneous orgasms are cool for sure, but it only happens occasionally. It seems like making that the goal would be inviting frustration.

I think women in Texas should immediately begin dropping off miscarried fetuses at their local fire stations so Christian first responders can raise them in loving homes with Fisher Price toys and birthday parties.