I have two things : First, I’m sure Stamos doesn’t understand how lying and bribing people to get into college is a crime. College isn’t anything that was ever on his radar. I’m sure it is inconceivable to him that getting into a school is difficult or that for every unqualified person that gets in, a qualified person…

Ugh.  “Kelly Clarkson successfully negotiated a schedule to allow her an appropriate work-life balance.”  There I fixed it. 

John Stamos’s entire purpose in life since he was 19, has been to show up, look pretty (which, job VERY well done there, sir), and spout some cheesy tag lines that pass for basic cable-level humor... and perhaps ride that nostalgia wave into the sunset. I don’t think that critical thinking skills or even a general…

She’s from Oklahoma, and went to college in Texas. Simply teaching at Harvard for a few years, and moving to the east coast doesn’t erase that. Calling her an east coast academic is how the right wing attempts to cast her as an outsider to the very places she came from. Let’s not fall into the habit of using their talk…

“Critics find her...” is code for a rhetorical construct created by those who fear her very strength. Warren doesn’t lack charisma; to the contrary, she’s got it in abundance, and that’s precisely why this canard is repeated constantly - to convince people that they’re not seeing the very qualities they are seeing.

I MEAN CLEARLY SHE’S OFF-PUTTING SHE DOESN’T HAVE A PENIS AND IS SPEAKING IN PUBLIC.

Nothing says love for the 8 kids you already have like getting pregnant at age 47. Whatever attention was available to the others now be gone as their 9th child has severe birth defects.

VOTE DEMOCRAT AND LET GINSBURG GET SOME REST

Sean Duffy is leaving the House of Representatives to help care for his NINTH child.

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

Sean Duffy, former Real World (Boston) resident, married to Rachel Campos (now Campos-Duffy) former Real World (San Francisco) resident. Both participated in several Real World spin offs after their seasons, met, fell in love, married, had NINE FUCKING KIDS.

Sexism is embedded in medical research too: who remembers the 1986 study at New York City’s Rockefeller University on breast and uterine cancer where all the subjects were MEN?

Really? My husband is such a pain baby. ANY little pain and he’ll fret about it. I’m so used to having sore tits, some aching in my ovaries at times, aches in my back at times, sore feet, my left hip, etc. I just figure that’s part of being alive. Whereas he views pain as a sign of something potentially serious. I…

I’d like to see more study on what people are thinking of when they decide what “10" on a 1-10 scale means to them. Is it the worst pain they’ve ever felt themselves, or are they picturing some Mel Gibson-esque live intestine removal? Is their personal pain scale linear or logarithmic?

- marge simpson, tour manager

When you don’t closely produce the VMAs, you get cocaine getting the best of C.C. DeVille during the 1991 show, changing Poison’s Unskinny Bop to Talk Dirty to Me mid-song...

I also like when Pras nonchalantly saves ODB from becoming James Hetfield during the ending of Ghetto Supertar in 1998.

And obviously it was 1997.

I remember once Chris Rock was hosting and he introduced a performance by Good Charlotte. He just said, “Good Charlotte? More like mediocre Green Day,” and then the curtain opened on Good Charlotte. What an incredible burn, and an oddly accurate statement, but something that nobody at MTV would have pre-approved.…

Came for the Commerford shout-out, was not disappointed.  And now I know why he did it, having previously assumed he was just acting out/on drugs.