jennocyde
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jennocyde

After so many “gaffes,” I think we need to stop calling these remarks unintentional and start calling them very intentional. You're right to hesitate calling this remark about smart white kids a gaffe.

Ok, Biden says “we choose truth over facts.” Can we start getting over our collective ‘he’s the most electable/safest bet’ thing yet, please? Do not need another gaffe-prone old man to give disingenuous idiots any purchase in making inevitable senility/other projections jokes for the next election cycle. There’s shit

Does it count if you had 4 pairs of the exact same high waisted black skinny jeans and wore them for a minimum of 2/7, up to 7/7, days per week in cooler seasons for the last 8 years? I also bought 5 copies of the same $15 H&M dress in 2014, of which I still own 3, which are the most tolerable thing I own for days

They closed all those.  That’s why those people are on the streets.

“I don’t think there are that many people who can actually understand what it’s like to have millions of people hate you very loudly.”

Yawn. She and her team of publicists simply waited until they agreed that being LGBTQ-friendly was “safe” across the spectrum. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Taylor Swift is a living, breathing Faustian bargain. Her life is no longer her own, but “at least” she’s a megastar.

“I give him a very stern look when I hand over thousands of dollars in cash.  I mean, it’s a withering glare.  He gets the idea, I’m sure.”

“I have known Emperor Palpatine for many years, and while I supported and helped fund his efforts to construct a Death Star, I did not support his decision to blow up Alderaan”

Yeah there is a difference between leftist who killed people and leftist who killed people in the name of leftism.

Apparently the guy purposely made all of his online social media paint him as a liberal so they’d blame the left and antifa to ramp tensions up. And the media, predictably, took the bait. He was a /pol/ 4chan misfit like all the other ones.

oh, for fuck’s sake, I was already tired of this a quarter century ago...

I think Paula Jones is due for redemption.

Predator v. F&F is the one I want to see. 

Yeah, because the first 25 of these movies were auteur crafted arthouse masterpieces.

I was flipping through all the recent “apologies” and attempted comebacks in my mind to see if anyone has fit the bill (i.e., answers the question “Is anyting ever enough?”) and Dan Harmon comes to mind — he was a dick professionally to a writer, was called out on it publicly, received backlash for it, and pretty

Knowing what we all know now about Weinstein, and imagining what it must have been like for Paltrow to be on a Weinstein project pretty much 24/7 from about 1995-2008, this fucked up wellness obsession kinda makes sense to me. Even if she wasn’t personally attacked/raped/harassed/blackmailed/what-have-you, she was

He doesn't receive any of the benefits of fame. He's dead. Not showing us how normal he looked doesn't help anyone either.

You mean when Patsy was briefly married to the Son of Satan, saw his true form, and then killed herself?

I honestly would love a She-Hulk series based on her actually being a lawyer who deals with superhero cases, like that comic book series she had.

I know the sort of person who reads the AV Club doesn’t watch new episodes of The Simpsons anymore, but I can relay to you all that the new music is actually markedly worse. Like, a bigger drop off in quality than in the writing after whatever arbitrary point you personally choose to think is when the show got bad.