Simple black rubber thong flip flops are a staple.  

I wonder if the doctor in the first episode who watches the beginning of the disaster and asks if they have atropine, then insists on getting the firefighters out of their gear, is a nod to Guskova. And if so I wonder why they didn’t name her.

I once heard a radio show where they interviewed one of Danzig’s former band members who said that Glenn has an excellent sense of humor.

The host had the same reaction everybody else did: “What, really?”

The band member clarified: “Well, a good sense of humor about everything except about himself.” This, of course,…

That last line should either earn you an “atta-boy” from the Pulitzer committee or lead to your immediate firing and blacklisting from the entertainment news and criticism field. Possibly both.

As someone trying to plan a “budget” wedding (that will still cost 3x our original budget), I imagine it would be very easy and you could be very lazy if money is not an issue and you can just hire people to deal with all the nitty gritty. She’s probably not having to research portapotty rentals and debating with her…

My guidance counselor cost me acceptance to motherfuckin’ Yale. I had a really good GPA, a surprisingly high SAT, and extra curriculars out the wazoo. I applied at a few Kudzu league schools, a few back ups and decided “ what the hell. Send an application on to Yale for shits and giggles”. Somehow my SAT AND ACT scores…

My guidance counselor fed me. I never had enough to eat, and he always had cookies in his office. I’m sure he suggested some colleges and stuff, but I was there for the snacks. Sometimes I would shake up the routine by skipping his office and going to the nurses’ station for a nap.

I lost my shit when my sister called me a bridezilla.

I gave a commencement speech at my high school graduation and some idiots inflated a huge beach ball and played with it and the principal had to stop my speech in the middle, yell at the students, and ask me to continue. Back at home at our family party, my evil older brother kept replaying that part of the recording…

I despise the term “bridezilla”. People, regardless of sex, typically get stressed at some time or another about weddings as they can be stressful to organize.

If you’re Jennifer Lawrence, no one is ever going to tell you that a venue isn’t available on the date you want or the dress you wanted got discontinued.

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Yeah, Pine seems great, but CLEARLY it’s Evans—Hemsworth—Pine.

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

Ben Franklin decided not to vaccinate his son and paid the price. He knew he made a mistake and was quick to admit it. “In 1736 I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the smallpox taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly and still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation. This I…

When you’re trying to make audiences forget living legend Jack Nicholson in one of the most iconic performances of all time, there’s only one man to call: the other guy from Wings.

Oh, for the love of God. The fact that some people don’t develop antibodies to a particular shot doesn’t mean the shot is ineffective. It’s just the nature of vaccines. And those people *rely* on others’ immunity to keep from getting sick!

Since Justin Timberlake has been yammering on and on about how he loves being a dad and his kid is his inspiration and all that shit, we need to press him on this issue. Is he antivax? Does he know his wife was doctor shopping? Does he think his kid has been on the CDC recommended vaccination schedule? Does Justin…

We gotta start calling these people what they are: child-killers. They would rather have a dead child than one who has autism or some other (almost certainly fictional) “vaccine injury”.