I mean, I was born in ‘85 and I also vividly remember Waldenbooks.

 Aren’t Russian banks the only ones who would loan him money in the last decade or so? He is literally owned by them.

The best. Just from that gif I can still feel the heartbreak when she sees Bart and Milhouse coming over the dune to ruin her summer.

I had a c-section, so my husband just keeps talking about how weird it was that my guts were just hanging out for a while. 

Nope. I’m on the other side of the river by Peekskill and I read news all the time of stuff going down in Rockland.  I am probably thinking of West Nyack and closer to the mall. 

I could be mistaken, but I feel like I hear about rapes and assorted criminal activity from Nyack frequently. 

Do we really want to create that here?”

If I’m going opening weekend, then I’m going with my kid, so we’re going to the earliest showing, which for some reason at my local theater is still noon, but it’s less likely to be anywhere close to sold out. 

I’m fine with this, I get they need to make money, and if I really need to see a movie on opening night, then I’m willing to pay a little extra. I’m in NY so moviepass is already less than the price of one ticket.

I totally relate to your story. Mine wasn’t as bad as your finger, but I had what turned out to be a pretty bad stress fracture in my foot when I was in high school and my dad didn’t believe me and shrugged it off because it wasn’t overly bruised, but it hurt like hell. He finally took me along with him to his orthoped…

It’s kind of the same thing I have to do living in Northern Westchester. I’m about two minutes away from Putnam, but I still have a 914 area code, dammit!

Yup. That’s an incredibly modest house by Yorktown’s standards. Also, about 80% of the towns residents will tell you they ‘grew up in the Bronx’ even if they moved up here when they were 6 months old. 

This book is way creepier than the short.

I absolutely think so. This was like Spacey/Lauer quick which makes it looks like they knew about his behavior and were waiting for the shoe to drop. 

How did he fuck up trampoline parks? Those are a damn goldmine!

That’s totally an Ash move. A+ gif usage.

Yes.

Yeah, that’s what happens when someone has bipolar, their demeanor will change from time to time.

Hell yeah, Jaws 4.