jennnanigans
Jennnanigans
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“What a scoop!”

^ this. 

Pt-eh-rosaur!

“but was perhaps more sturdily built,”

More Deet.

Then the Punisher saved Michael Cera!

Remember when Michael Cera beat up the Human Torch, Captain America, the Atom, and Superman in the same movie, and his ex was Captain Marvel?

Would Mahershala Ali and Alfre Woodard also count?

Add Michael B. Jordan to that list.

She just had to team up with Iron Monger to do it.

SONY: We’re taking Spider-man away.

She has already Killed Thanos once.

The difference being (I’ll safely assume, anyway) that both of Steinfeld’s projects will actually be good.

She’ll be able to pull off the true grit Hawkeye requires.

That was aca-terrible. Have a star.

Would join Chris Evans in playing two different Marvel characters for different studios.

I mean that’s pretty much pitch perfect right?

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.

And the Skeleton Twins ... ?