So many...but the two that stick out:

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

8th Grade, 3-on-3 basketball tournament. Actually had a pretty good team, and made it to the semis.

Intramural indoor soccer in college. I was playing goalie, because I stopped playing soccer when I was 7 and have absolutely no footskills. I don’t remember why the ball was so high in the air, but it was, and I severely misjudged the bounce. I tracked it down running back towards my own goal, like a center fielder…

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

It’s a bit more nuanced than that, but basically, yeah.

The paranoid, conspiracy nut I fight to keep buried deep inside me has to wonder if this isn’t just some ploy to try to attract more moderate viewers by seeming more reasonable then slowly ramping up the propaganda again once numbers are up.

I don’t have any idea whether Cavuto is one of the mentioned “dissenters” or not, but I’m sure this show is just so they can pretend they are “fair and balanced” to...I dunno the people who really think they are? As soon as their ratings suffer or the president’s poll numbers suffer they will tighten up their…

“I’m a slightly better guy than Lou Dobbs”, is not a ringing character endorsement.

Westerhout, whom Trump had reportedly taken to calling “my beautiful beauty,” had been with the administration since the president first took office

It’d be desperately funny if the child was black.

She look like a Sugar Daddy after you bite it.

You mean this?

They were together a long time (at least 5 years iirc) before getting married, so yeah, she knew exactly what she was signing up for. Boo fucking hoo.

cunts are have depth and use, and are warm. She possesses none of those qualities.

That video would have been much better if Melania had walked over to Trump cocked her leg and peed all over his pants and shoes.

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

That leg pat was subtle. And one thing you know about the Trump base is that they don’t do subtle. They’re not going to understand how their hero is disrespecting women. They’ll be so confused they might think it’s a signal to go to a white supremacy hootenanny.

The only one I feel sorry for is Barron, because he got that low-grade old man sperm, and from everything I’ve read his best chance will be to exit stage left to Slovenia in 2020 with Pop-pop and Nana Knauss.