Dead liver is my new favorite oxymoron.

Wait, don’t you mean Mace Windu’s lightsaber is a hell of a drug?

In his defense, that usually works in GTA.

!!!!!!!!!!!!

quid pro quo

Is rebuying them really less trouble than taking them out of storage? What’s up with your attic?

See how well you don’t whine when a different religion from your current one is shoved down your throat.

With court proceedings underway, a judge signs an order requiring Krupa to hand over gynecological records to prove or disprove Glanville’s odor comments.

Yes!

Sometimes I get the feeling Blizzard nerfs/buffs characters in Overwatch just to mess with the community.

They should’ve known Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 wasn’t ready for release just based on the title.

Straw Hat was actually pretty specific in saying that this is not a First Amendment issue. Censorship can and does happen independently of violations of the First Amendment, which can really only be committed by the government or government-connected agencies/agents.

So, yeah, when Straw Hat said this:

if three becomes third why cant zero become zerd saying zeroeth makes me feel like im having a stroke or speaking old english

Original Elise and Yogg were both originally panned as bad/silly/fun cards and both found their way into very competitive decks like control warr/priest (Elise) and yogg druid. I wouldn’t be sure to dismiss this card so easily. It could easily play a similar role to original Elise where you pack your deck with…

This is going to be a “bad” card. Super fun to goof around with and a game-winner in (currently non-existent) fatigue matchups.

I was unable to find anything about this in the current revision of the Comprehensive Rules. In official tournaments, this would likely be considered a violation of Rule 5.4 “Unsporting Conduct”, which, per Section 4.5 of the Infraction Guide, would result in match loss, disqualification from the tournament, removal…

There’ll likely be an emergency ruling against this combination because of its potential for doing infinite damage.

Vinyl can be an amazing analog source. IF the music is produced via analog means. Then you get all the nuances that analog sound provides.

You poor, dumb bastard.

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