My god, is Dolly Parton holding a BEDAZZLED SAXOPHONE?!? As if I couldn’t love her more than I already do!

I am horrified that the post would be taken as anything other than a dig at myself

dads are the worst right now. thank god my step dad at least didn’t vote for trump

I’m not watching this show, because the last thing I need in my stressed-out, when-will-someone-put-him-in-a-fucking-orange-jumpsuit-already world is a show that basically mimics my relationship with my Trump-voting mother. But thanks, Roseanne!

the most pronounced angling for relevance is in its decision to make protagonist Roseanne Connor a Trump supporter

“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”

You mean like “crisis actors” in the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting?

Bullshit. If a flight attendant said you need to put your puppy in the overhead bin and keep it there for the duration of the light, I would say I can’t do that. I wouldn’t be irate or shout back, because you’re right, these power tripping air crews are not rational human being to be fucked with. But I would gladly be…

No, it’s the owner’s fault. You bring the dog aboard in a carrier that fits under the seat or you don’t bring the dog at all. You don’t smuggle it aboard in a bag & then say nothing when you are made to store the bag properly.

Um, if someone told me to put my dog in the bin, I’d be like, “Yo there is a dog in there.” And if they continued to insist, I would ask to speak to the head attendant, and then the pilot. And if they still insisted, I’d get my ass off that plane. NOTHING would cause me to put my dog in the overhead bin. I would risk…

This is her with our new one. He was 10 weeks and 35 lbs in this picture, now he’s 6 months and 105 pounds. He does not sleep in our bed. lol.

Daisy is always very sad for me when I have to get up and go to work.

How in the Lord’s name do you ever get anything done?? I would just be gazing at that face day and night, disdaining sleep and food.

Boswell sleeps on the bed. There’s room: it’s a queen-sized bed and he is essentially a large, warm, boxer-shaped bolster and his gentle snore is so comforting. He is a bit of a blanket hog though.

Cuteness, for reference.

Yes.

It’s a really insidious part of American culture how many families claim to have Native American heritage. It’s like it’s supposed to absolve these people of the tacit guilt we all share for the genocide of the Native American people.

Wouldn’t you have more stability standing on the side and holding the rail than you would in the middle of it? Stand on the right, walk on the left. It’s easy! We’re a sort of civilized society, we can handle this!

NOTHING excuses her for murdering kids. NOTHING.

Agree. There is no justification for slaughtering two innocent children, even if you have a beef with your employer.