Sorry, trump is Satan.

That is one quality pooch

God help me!

Gus has the best belly. Hands down.

Jeeezus Lacey jeezus. I want to kiss that fucking dog face.

Aww jezzie stranger friend, fuck life and its stupid surprises! Keeping you in my non religious prayers. And so is ‘titten nicole’

Sounds like my friend who smokes pot all the time and will give me the excuse “it’s too hot to leave the house” no matter the weather.

Lololololing

.gov’s statistics say something like 30 percent. Lots of my friends smoke pot. All of them are everyday smokers. One friend is seriously addicted. I like me some pot but I’m picky. I like the good stuff.

Mat Damon’s ponytail approves this

Really? Where did the term pothead come from?

I don’t think I was treating her poorly, wasn’t trying to (honestly). Let’s truce?

Honestly I think it was like, look at Taylor swift. She is young. I can’t believe I had kids and a marriage at that young age.

Lol wahhhh. Hey catch

Lol you are a mess. I think I’m growing on you, admit it. You can’t wait to respond! This is fun. What else you got? By the way, what does “freaks go all the way” mean? Is it a quote?

How is that ironic?

Yes you are right? Don’t where I got jezebelians.