Does anyone here watch TLC’s Unexpected? It reminds me of Matthew of Matthew/Hailey/Hailey 2 fame. You’re fighting over THIS?! At least Justin has money. Matthew must have a magic dick or something. 

I think she’s very pretty but she’s perfected the blank Kardashian/Hadid/whatever look. Is it a matter of just not smiling? Do they all have Botox so young that their faces are stiff? They always all look faintly bored but a little too dumb to be able to achieve boredom.

The weird thing is when I first tasted cilantro I did taste the soap thing. But I came to love it anyway. I’m not sure what that says about me.

Cilantro=good. Adam Driver=I just do not get it at all.

Nah, that’d be cheating. You have to be at least watching the screen and have it at a volume that you can’t drown out with your thoughts about...pretty much anything else.

My sister and sometimes play the game “how much would they have to pay you to watch that?” - usually with movies. (For instance, I recently expressed that I would require $150 to sit through “Judy” - it looks depressing and cheesy, and I find Renee Zellweger generally irritating.)

I make an exception for Jenna Marbles, but other than that, solid choice.

I refuse to click on articles explaining or discussing what a VSCO girl is. I’m at the age where I pick and choose what parts of youth culture I pay attention to.

I’m a Giants fan, and not a Harper fan, and even I can’t help but take his side with that dumbass Strickland. I’m loyal, but not that loyal. Glad he’s your problem and not ours anymore.

Yeah, you might as well just burn the money at a certain point. 

Lenny has nothing on this:

Honest question: do you really believe “most citizens are fucking sick of this shit”? What about all the Trump voters? Look around you. We share a nation with people who don’t begin to share our values. And I say “our” values because unlike a lot of self-identified progressives I don’t consider myself in bed with…

Yes, that’s tragedy. Forget Hurricane Dorian, the war in Syria, children in concentration camps in the U.S.: privileged white dudes are being mildly insulted. And a competent female candidate may somehow benefit. It’s so sad.

I thought the same thing! I think it’s the mulish flat line of the mouth that influences it a lot.

I’m not saying it’s *okay*, I’m just saying that I relate to getting angry about bungled food deliveries. And I mean bungled in the sense that the driver says I wasn’t there, but didn’t call me or ring my doorbell. Plus, again, I’d never abuse the person at the call center for something the driver did. I wouldn’t even…

Super obnoxious.

Good for you. And of course, you can be That Person and still be polite and respectful. It’s just that it’s hard for me to be a hardass unless I’m really mad, and when I’m really mad my personality skills tend to go out the window (this has affected me more as an employee than a customer, with the fun side benefit of…

OMG, I would have killed him if I were you. (I have a lot less problem being pissy to family. Not sure what that says about me!)

Aw, she sounds lovely.

I think for me it’s usually been a confluence of two things: not getting what I want (FOOD!) and usually some bullshit on the driver’s part. I realize food delivery is a thankless, undercompensated job and I try to tip generously. But don’t lie and say you rang my doorbell when YOU DIDN’T RING MY GODDAMNED DOORBELL!…