I love it actually. I don’t know why. You’d think you’d want people to be able to see your shoes but I love the look of pants that go all the way to the ground with heels. I think it’s because it makes your legs look really long.

...but you just got home from a dope dinner where the chef came out and was chatty and charming and suggested to you an off-menu item that was DA BOMB and then you went for drinks, oh god so many drinks and the uber ride was long AF but you’re snuggled up in too-cozy sheets and he thinks you’re as much a delicacy as…

As if Leo goes down.

He made a decent movie since leaving Misfits. And I thank god he did because that brought Joe Gilgun, king of the interview and actual good actor, to me.

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Maybe his classical theater training will rub off and the break up album will be in iambic pentameter.

you need to watch Ginger Snaps.

Diversity doesn’t have to be enforced in a non-racist and inclusive society. Did you know that Hispanics account for nearly 30 percent of movie ticket sales despite being only 17 percent of the population? Did you know that even Hispanic roles are sometimes written to be non-Hispanic roles and when there are Hispanic…

“Hailey Baldwin, who is Alec Baldwin’s niece, not daughter, or WIFE”

Does it involve piercing something down there? I’m afraid to google it and compromise my Christianity...

We have a similar issue with underpants. Specifically, underpants which must come off so he can ‘breathe’ in bed, but then end up just being sort of tossed to the side of the bed. I would routinely pick them up in the morning to put them in the hamper. Then I got really busy with school and one day I lifted up our…

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS

whats a planet

If $135,000 seems like a lot just for emotional damages, it is worth noting that the baker did not just refuse them service. She also published the couple’s names and home address on the Internet and encouraged people to harass them. So there was much more emotional damage than just refusing them service.

The Maria Bamford Show is amazing! I recommend it to anyone dealing with anxiety and/or depression.

When people try to convince me to start dating again I always like to quote her bit about being a “flag factory that only only produces GIANT RED FLAGS. flaaaaaiiipty flaaip fllliiiipity flaapflaap...”

I’m forever quoting Maria Bamford when I try to talk about my depression. Hope I get to see her live one day too! She is so, so, so great.

I love Maria so fucking much. I LOVE her youtube web series, the Maria Bamford Show. That show really helped coax me out of a major depressive phase.

Alternate theory: Because it doesn’t really matter who he sues, as long as he can draw attention to the fact that there is a story about him and a lady. A lady that is definitely not a man. Because he is for the ladies.