Clover, any thoughts on this track? I'm a huge fan of Flying Lotus and I think this collaboration with Kendrick is something special and profound. Also this video is beautifully heartbreaking.

"Yes, I've heard all the things you want to do to me. Thank you. That's quite enough."

I'm pretty sure it's from MacGruber.

Amal's wedding dress by Oscar de la Renta is much more lovely than my wedding dress by J. C. de la Penney.

I'm getting tickets to see Lindsay Lohan in Speed the Plow this coming week. I need to see it in action. They just lowered the price from £50 to £24 so there's no way I'm missing that.

Just because I want to shame the school district that I graduated from two years ago, it's Highland Park ISD. Known as "the bubble" in Dallas because of how sheltered everyone is. It's an awful place to grow up if you want to know how life actually works. Thank god I got out.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Oh man. My bff and I used to walk over to 7-11 and get some Surge, then stay up all night at my house watching anime, reading fanfics (on dial-up using AOL), and writing painful fantasy novels in spiral notebooks. It was the BEST. Also, remember the Snapple element drinks?? Fire and Moon were my jam.

I currently work in a place with 4 other women and 76 men. The drama is amaaaazinggggg with the guys...but it's not called 'drama' it's just called 'talking' and 'fighting'. Nope, not drama at all.

Shaun White could make sweet sweet Zoolander references to me all night.

Except he hit her first. He slapped her; she rushed at him, possibly spitting; he coldcocked her. End of movie.

I've got $10 that the words "I'm not like other girls" have crossed their lips on occasion.

When we were kids (there were 9 of us) we eagerly awaited my Dad's arrival home. (He was a fun guy.) One night, sitting on the porch and waiting for him to drive down the street my Mom came outside and said "Guess what kids? Your father isn't coming home anymore." She thought it was so funny - backfired though,…

I don't even know why i am watching this show, its terrible. OHHH wait now i remember, i will miss him

Are we allowed to recommend amazing commenters to get followed by Jezebel? Like, maybe you could read their posting history and see if they have the chops? (Hint: yes.) Short list:

people brag about things they've bought.

Not sure if this will help her, but this video helped me (help as in get help )when I was in the middle of an especially bad depression. Not being a mocking asshole (it just really helped me for whatever reason)

"I love my new crop top!" -words I never thought I'd say. Had to link to insta b/c trolls.

Ok, not sure if anyone will see this, but: I'm moving to DC in a few days! Yay! But I am coming from overseas and I'm nervous to be in a city that I've never been to before and where I know no one. DC people, please reassure me that it's a great place to live and I'm not making a really bad decision?