This is awesome and sounds like something that could have happened to Trey Parker's Innocent Mormon character in Orgazmo.

Is there a feel good song for the petite women of the world who often get mistaken for children and really hate when people tell them that that's a "compliment"?

How about for us ladies who have found the one...that blessed one, only to be told that our insurance doesn't cover it. Oh, and it's $99 WITH a discount. And before everyone hollers "generic" in unison, there are currently NO generic forms of Generess fe. I hate you Generess fe...but I love you. WHY can't you be…

Know your stuff. What you can and can not do for the customer. Know your boundaries. Let them yell for a bit - but not too loud. Bad words? Last warning. More shit? Conversation over.

Whenever I'm "in a mood" lately (which is quite often, frankly), I watch this video by Marta Altesa, and pretty soon, I'm feeling right as rain. It's a great song, with a great bass line, but it's mainly the look on her face, like, "I got this." I hope it cheers up someone else:

Ugh....I am officially the last of my gang to be single. Why do they want such serious boyfriends at 23!? WHY?!! Now everything centred around them! Oh...we can't go out...Alex doesn't like that place. Oh we can't go there....Dave thinks they have crap beer. Oh I can't go out - I have to iron Owens shirts for the week…

Leo is a misogynistic douche bag and deserves no pity.

1987! And I looked pretty much like these kids. I did pretty much every bad thing that could be done to hair. An article went around on FB about Worst Yearbook Photos Ever- I knew this girl!

Because the games that men play are soooo deep and fraught with meaning.

"They're having fun and getting to know each other"

Can I just say, I got my wedding photos recently and am being a huge girl about it?

Did anyone see that weird ad with Zachary Quinto before the video?

That Taylor Dayne tweet just reminded me of that amazing story Tig Notaro told on This American Life. One of the best laughs I've ever had. If you're not familiar:

I have never been a fan of Lady Gaga, but there's one thing she's doing that I thoroughly support;

Ugh, someone just cast DOUBT on my credentials as doctah! I cannot let these accusations go unanswered!!

Zee Avi's Concrete Wall is a good one!

Every time I see a photograph of Ms. Cox, all I can think is that the only explanation for this goddess having been born into a male body is because she was using it as a chrysalis.

Activia is poop yogurt, so this perfectly sums up my feelings about the World Cup.

My bananas just committed suicide... :(