Mmmm, I don't usually go in for blondes, but here I'm willing to make an exception!

Not generally into blondes, but yum.

Long story short: You missed nothing because nothing actually went down. Or, at least, not to print.

Wait, the script was called Head On?

Am I the only one who expected him to put the cigarette out on the woman's forehead when he called her back?

ERMAGERD THERGH GERP

I go with Leslie's advice here.

I have a friend who was falsely accused of rape. The situation worked itself out (there was no way he possibly could have done it, I am unclear if she WAS raped and blamed him, or made it all up. Either way, she was genuinely traumatized, and I have sympathy for her, whatever happened to her), and in the 15 years I…

Every time I hear that song I think she's going to say, "So you want to play with MATCHES," and then she says, "So you want to play with MAGIC," and every time I then find myself thinking, "It would be so much better if she said 'matches.' Also, I hate this song. Why am I listening to it?" Every. Damn. Time.

I just went to Memphis and Little Rock like three weeks ago! While I'm sure there are many more fun things to do when it's warmer than eight degrees, my favorite part was visiting Stax Recording Studio, which now hosts a museum about soul. It is SO COOL. Also, the Bill Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock is…

I'm in St. Louis. What kinds of things do they like? If they like history/archaeology, Cahokia Mounds is about 25 minutes east of St. Louis, and St. Louis has a ton of history sites/museums, including a new Missouri Civil War Museum. The St. Louis Art Museum is AMAZING and it's free! The St. Louis Zoo is also AMAZING…

Well first, "claimed" is an extremely bullshit term. If someone does have anaphylaxis, that is a life threatening allergy and should be respected. People who don't like certain foods should not say that they have life threatening allergies because that is extremely disrespectful to the people who have to watch…

Yesss. Captain slow is my favourite. Is that bad?

I have this theory about men trolling feminist blogs. They are the same men who like to masturbate in public, just to see how women react. They seem to think that they either frighten us, or impress us.

Control your dick.

So, guys, I'm beginning to suspect that maybe Mr. Paul hasn't gotten any in a while, and might actually just be jealous.

Cue the evangelical community saying the song was knocked out of the running for an Oscar because of the oppression of christians by the evil liberal media in 3..2..1...

I want him to do that with his lips on my ladyregions.