But can I put my dick in it?

I mean... Simon Pegg. All day.

Wasn't Mark Wahlberg the one who said that if he'd been on one of the 9/11 planes it wouldn't have crashed because he would have taken the terrorists out?

Poor Ryan Gosling. His throne has been well and truly usurped.

As a Christian Liberal I say,"Nutjobs, please." The only thing we evil liberals want to do is show some actual Christ-love. We want to undo the hurt people like you have caused others.

Well... at least we have Benedict who is pale FOR REAL

The only thing that makes mushroom pizza more disgusting is the addition of onions. We have similarly monstrous families.

I don't particularly care one way or another if it is thin crust or deep dish (which I always refer to as just pizza, only thin needs to be called thin crust) but I agree with you on the mushrooms. Yuck!

It sounds more like you are poly-pizza-ual

Ah the eternal and silly pizza debate. In the end if you give me a slice of thin crust or deep dish or whatever, I am going to eat that slice of pizza. Plus, I'm likely to eat one or two more for good measure. I don't believe in limiting my love to only one pizza. I am bi-pizza-ual.

My husband and I just bought what could be God's gift to mankind - a breakfast sandwich machine. You put all the meat, bread, egg, fillings, whatever into the doohicky, and in five minutes - BAM! SAMMICH, MOTHAFUKKAS. We almost had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, we were so excited.

Okay, and? Some people really do have shitty parents.

My particular homoerotic fantasies are very specific. It's more appealing to me for some reason if the guys in question aren't ordinarily gay or are just exploring a man for the first time. Like they are awakening something special inside each other and I get to watch.

So. Women of color and queer women have been pointing out the problems with "feminism" since forever, and it's a white dude's decision to go with "genderist" that makes you decide to write an article on how it's ok to not identify that way? Women who eschew the label are routinely held up as punching bags for you…

Well, some of the research around men and lesbian porn actually points to it being a more certain predictability of heterosexuality and homophobia. Because there is no man involved at all. That way, you can be sure it's the ladies who are turning him on and he doesn't have to be at all uncomfortable about watching a…

I read a theory once that thought that maybe same sex male relationships were appealing to straight women because it takes out all the gender stereotype crap that hetero romance couples have to wade through.

Thor! What do you have to say about allegations that you're engaged in an incestious tryst with your brother Loki?

Well, you know what they say about a man who juggles...