Because we now all have (or should have) this stuck in our heads:

Loretta is the BEST. "I got some!"

Please don't apologize, I fucking love this movie and every single line from it is insanely quotable. I have a hard time even picking a favorite line because they are all so good, but my top contenders are:

That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid as the blood of Christ!

You betcha, that is uncanny as h-e-double-hockey-sticks.

I misunderstood the assignment.

That pelvic thrust at the beginning gives me a lot to work with.

My crush on Tom Hiddleston grows greater by the day. He is honestly the most delightful famous person, I've honestly never herd anything bad about him. I'd also like to thank Hiddles for bringing people together, I met a girl in one of my classes and somehow we got talking and it turned into us gushing about the…

When they requested the horse be allowed inside the church, the reverend responded "nay".

It's okay, I read in the Daily Mail that Toffee is kind of a nag anyway.

Me likey!

Cute! You'll get used to it and love it like we do. Mazel Tov!

We don't know each other, but OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH. You look amazing. Also those glasses on you are amazeballs. Strong work.

You look great! And I think fluffy is good, it gives it texture! I recently got a short bob after having almost-waist-long hair for 10 years, so I understand how much of a change it is. You made a brave decision, my friend.

I chopped off my hair this summer, best hair decision ever! I hope you like your hair!

post it! post it!

My mom is pullimg her "nobody loves me" shit, my hubby's having SAD-induced panic attacks, my face is covered in cysts, and I can't fucking handle it right now. I just joined a gym yesterday and I want to go, but I might need to have a cry tonight instead.

It must be very bad for you to get to this point. I'm sorry. It will get worse before it gets better, but if those in my life are any example it will be much better. Perhaps this will cheer you for a moment or two?

I had a sex dream involving Joel McHale today. That's gonna sustain me for 12 hours of nightshift and missing The Walking Dead, Homeland, Masters of Sex and Hello Ladies (hello Stephen Merchant!). Tall leggy men... yum.

I find these guys appealing.