This showed up in my tumblr feed last night and that’s the last thing I remember.

I get death stares when I correct people who say ‘Sherbert’ instead of ‘Sherbet’. There’s NO FUCKING R!

I know “lol” gets thrown around a lot, but I did actually laugh out loud to your comment.

I will definitely look into that!

Hey, guys! So, let me get right to it. I have a family member that has filed a lawsuit against her former university. Short story: She was sexually assaulted multiple times after being drugged by football players. The school basically sided with the players and did nothing for her. She was harassed/bullied into…

Never forget about Sea Kittens!

I guess I can see why it's called Papa John's. I don't think I could eat at a place called Papa Schnatter's.

Oh, there's more!

Oooh! I have so many pictures! My sister and I had a Nic Cage photoshop war!

I was made fun of by a co-worker because I confessed my nervousness about looking out windows at night. It's all because I saw The Amityville Horror too young and those little red eyes scarred me for life. Not to mention the various horror movies after that included scary people/ghosts looking into houses at night. I…

Those things are the best at getting glued on cheese off of things. I used it all the time!

Here's what I did: I clicked on the Dirt Bag tag and it brought me to the full list of dirt bags. Then I bookmarked that page. Now I just go straight to that page to get to the dirt bags. I also bookmarked Tweet Beat and Pissing Contest.

And, again, you're missing the point. In their fervor to lavish praise onto George Clooney for "finally" settling down, they have reduced his wife to "hot lawyer" and only casually mention anything she has done. This isn't about slamming George, it's about how ridiculously they have treated Amal.

That's kind of the point. The press is obsessed with George Clooney to the point that they have reduced his wife to "hot lawyer" because she isn't a celebrity. It's ridiculous and very insulting. It's also very sexist, tbh.

You mean, gel pens were shit. I could never make it through a whole sentence without a few letters missing because the ink decided to quit coming out. I had to shake it, hit it, scribble in the sides just to get it back...just to start the cycle all over again.

Bruce Dern?

Ahhh yes....the magic boner cure. I lol'ed at that.

There's a bunch of MST3K on Netflix, including this one!

I wish there was a way that some of us could be nominated to dive into the greys and pull out people that have something worthwhile to say. I would so do that, but I know there are people who are here more than me. I'm a lurker anyway, I scroll and star...scroll and star anyway! I would do it for free. I'm always…