I loved everything about that.

A Real Hero - College & Electric Youth

Always one of my favorites:

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned how close to the throne his family was. Queen Elizabeth I...wow.

Aaand now I'm going to be late for work looking this up.

I agree simply because every time I hear people say it they are being ironic. It's always followed by a laugh because they KNOW what that phrase actually means and know that their life isn't like that at all. It's always funny when you don't actually have to endure it.

Edited, because I'm not entirely awake yet. -_- Sorry!

One of my favorite songs when I was growing up was Fancy by Reba McEntire. I LOVED it. I listened to it all the time! Only when I got older did I realize the song was about a girl becoming a prostitute to escape crushing poverty. Whoa.

Somebody once said that Seth MacFarlane looked like the physical incarnation of Astro Boy. I prefer that comparison.

Expecting a gift is one thing, but having a gift registry or a request is different. When you just leave it up to the guests you end up with 5 toasters and various other things you will never use. If I get my friends a gift I want to make sure I'm getting them something that A)they want and B)somebody else hasn't…

To me, it looks like the third one fell off and took the other two with it. Murder suicide?

I actually have that....I can't quite describe the scent. It's.....citrus-y? The male counterpart is called Tiberius (which my ex-boyfriend had).

Go ask for posting privileges. I, unfortunately, do not know where to go for that. If they let you, go to GroupThink or any other sub website like it and you can post what you feel is important.

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.

Any love for Americus Nation?

It's something that bullies used to say to my sister. It's an awful thing to say and it's so obnoxious. I think because of the personal experience with hateful people throwing that around it makes me like him a little less.

Obamacare

So, one of you guys is gonna go to this, right? It just seems too good to be true.

A relative puts a barrier, like a small trellis or chicken wire between the toilet and the trash. It's tall enough to block the dog while still being short enough to let us throw stuff away.

I had a cat named Cody!