Oh my God...now I HAVE to look at old Sally Jesse Raphael clips on Youtube. This is the beginning of an internet black hole. See you in another 5 hours.

The comic series Fables (which Once Upon A Time is sort of based on) is excellent. I highly recommend it. They're fairy tale characters that have fled from their world to ours after a dark over-bearing force has taken over. It's. Awesome. Read them.

I've discovered that men who call women "sluts" are usually talking about women that have either turned them down or are too cowardly to even approach so they externalize their own self-loathing.

The body slam and the vicious pant hem attack got me. I want a dog so freaking much. I'm so lonely here in this sub-division.

Exactly! If your own life doesn't meet the requirements that you set for what is considered "traditional family values" then what the hell are you doing?

I've talked to exactly one expert who says that it is impossible for one cat to do that. The other 99% of experts are lying liars who are paid by the U.S. Government to cover up what is clearly an attempt to get us to buy more cat toys. Well, sir, I am awake to their clear bias against dogs. Explain the mysterious…

Is that Delicious Red? I recognize that one! For shitty, crazy-cheap wine that stuff is awesome.

Yes! Scoop him up! This worked for me when I had a cat.

I've pretty much written this semester off. It's a train wreck and I'm even tempted to not take the finals, that's how ill prepared I am. It's completely 100% my fault and that makes me feel worse. I just want it to be over. It has dragged once I realized I was crashing and burning. It can't be over fast enough. I'm…

Hope in a Jar or the Eucerin Redness Relief Night Cream.

Oh the dreaded straight on top, curly on the bottom. This was such a problem for me growing up that my mom shaved the underneath of my hair so the top part would lay flat. That's how thick my hair is. I could shave an entire section of my hair and it would still look like a full head of hair.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with MisfitToy here as well as Thereisnofluffy. She'll hate you more for not going to the wedding than you hate him and unless the marriage doesn't last, it's resentment that shouldn't be there. It seems to me that there is confusion over standing up for your beliefs and throwing a…

Or this happens. Dear God. She walks around the entire lot!

Honestly, I did the same thing with Feed the Birds. I didn't care much for slow songs when I was younger but now I can relax and just watch the whole movie and get what is going on. Bare Necessities is a great one! I found out recently that Louis Prima did the voice for King Louis and he was the guy who originally…

Make sure you have enough cooking skills before using the oven, especially if it's a cheap one. You might burn something and then just stand there freaking out.

I love Aladdin! It's amazing how jazzy those numbers are considering it was supposed to be the Middle East. Friend Like Me is awesome!

How do you keep frizz down? I have naturally wavy hair but if I let it air dry (which I love to do) it looks awesome for about 10 minutes and then becomes a cotton ball.

Favorite Disney movie and song (or character if it's the rare Disney movie without songs)? Actually you can give both, I'm interested to know. I'll accept Anastasia as an honorary Disney movie, most people do.

So they really aren't that different from us then, huh? Different cultures, different ways to spend and display excessive amounts of wealth. Let's see...I'm super obscenely wealthy, but so are a lot of women in this country. What to do...what to do...

Who the fuck cares what people say as long as they're not your boss? Maybe follow that one.