Anyone else find themselves constantly doing that thing where you start a rant, decide you need to stop because you’re going to make yourself sick/have a rage stroke, and then 10 seconds later start up again because you just can’t stop?

Maybe the reason he’s pissed off is he’s not being pissed on?

“How is this real life?” will never not be an appropriate response to anything that happens for the next four years. Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah City of Angels soundtrack here we come!

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

God’s work you’re doing. Best of luck.

How is this not, you know, treason? Working with a foreign power to influence US politics in exchange for dirt on your political opponent- that has to be something.... right?

President Obama strikes me as a genuinely better person than I could possibly even hope to become.

Because emails/Benghazi/”working class”/Establishment/Shillary/Both Sides Do It.

Yay! Maybe they’ll impeach him soon after inauguration! Wait, Pence would be President then? Maybe Pence was in on it, and they’ll both be impeached! Wait, Paul Ryan would be President then? Maybe Pence AND Ryan were in on it, and they’ll all be impeached! Wait, Orrin Hatch would be President then?

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

You still get Jeff Sessions as the fucking attorney general. Ha ha, we’re all going to die.

It is the darkest timeline.

Yes. It’s amazing—I honestly keep thinking perhaps this is an altered timeline, that some evil scientist came back from the year 2100 and made this happen. It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.