That’s OK. He’s pretty confident that his followers don’t know anything about how tariffs work either. Hopefully neither of them get the opportunity to find out up close and personal.

Every accusation is a confession. 

Funny how the ones who cry the loudest usually have the most to hide.

Musk will have his citizenship pulled at the same time Trump is put in jail.... or as you said, never.

This post is strictly theoretical. In the US, wealthy white men are in virtually no danger of being tried, convicted, and deported.

By continuing to use Twitter, you are choosing to support Musk and all of his bullshit.

Protip: No X account, no see dipshit Elmo posts.

Stop fucking with your phones, people.

Friendly reminders: 1) The ultra-wealthy are not our friends. 2) The ultra-wealthy are bad for democracy.

“still glad I did it but wondering if that was a scam.”

Man famous for not paying his debts, doesn’t pay debts. Consequences are for the little people.

Call me crazy but you shouldn’t NEED to be able to trace specific security leaks back to Musk to take action. Regular communication with a hostile foreign power should be enough to forfeit government contracts. 

Time for a Jalopnik survey / test / review of the best Dashcams. 

No money for Musk

We learned that lesson eight years ago. Americans really REALLY hate women.

Trump is also now threatening the use of the military against his political and everyday citizens if he wins too. This is how it starts folks. Don’t say it can’t happen here. He’s already been allowed to get away with attempting coup and stealing top-secret documents. And the supreme court seems very happy to let him…

So he wants to bankrupt all automakers. Let me guess: Elon told him to do it.

At this point, you’re a complete fool if you believe a word that man says.

You’re exhibiting far too much thought in this. The relationship between Trump and Musk is purely transactional. Much like it is between these two and anyone else in their orbits.

Elon thinks everyone in the world will have 1-2 Optimus robots, as in literally, he said he plans to sell as many Optimuses as there are people in the world.