This is pretty much my dream night, so I'm seething in jealousy right now. The only thing that could have made it better is if C.J. Cregg were there (in my dream she's a real person).

I knee my dog at least once a week because he is always underfoot. He's also knocked me over several times by being underfoot, so I guess he's had his payback.

Seriously, between her and the Schwarzenegger dating Miley, the next generation of Kennedy's seem like THE WORST (insert Jean-Ralphio .gif here).

That was Sonja, though, who said the thing about partying with "John-John Kennedy". I'm dying to see in Carole hears about it (she doesn't appear to be there in the clip shown). If for nothing else, than to at least correct Sonja that it's pretty common knowledge that no one who knew him called him John-John.

February 26, 2015

The Fates are my favorite Greek myth.

I'm late to this so I'm sure no one will see it, but I once shaved my tongue with my dad's razor. I was six, and I decided to pretend his razor was a toothbrush. When I went to pull the razor out of my mouth, I dragged it along my tongue. Tongues bleed like crazy, just FYI. My mother was a nurse, and she was supremely…

Out of the Woods is probably my favorite right now, but that's because I've reached radio overload on both Blank Space and Style.

I am the same size and have the exact same issues. I have bigger hips and thighs with a small waist, so finding pants is pretty much impossible. Old Navy actually has really great jeans that look flattering and have a bit of stretch.

I just ordered my first dress from eShakti last week, and when I ordered my confirmation email said it would take up to 14 business days to ship. I got a notification on Monday, though, that it had already shipped and would be here by tomorrow. I just checked the UPS tracking, and it looks like it's still in India,…

Exactly. Unless I'm having a cheat day/burned a shit ton of calories at the gym, I always get a bowl with white rice, chicken, and double fresh tomato salsa. It's 400 calories, filling, and fucking delicious.

You do know the Colts were 4-1 against the AFC North last year, right?

I used to work on an L&D unit, and during my time there the hospital closest to us shut down their unit. Not only are the insurance complications a financial issue, but there's also an issue with staffing. If any other unit in our hospital had no patients (which never happened outside of the Peds unit, but this is an…

Madeleine, you promised me Charlie Hunnam and all I got was the story on lame-brains Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. WORST GIFT EVER.

As a fellow Boiler (class of '09), I heartily concur!

As a fellow Boiler (class of '09), I heartily concur!

They are pretty much the only reason I'm still watching Nashville. Well, them and Deacon. Obviously.

If your pet needs surgery of some sort and you don't have insurance, I'd recommend looking for the nearest vet school. My parents had a dog that needed knee surgery several years ago, and the vet school did the surgery for half the price. Also, for my dog's vaccines, I take him to the local low-cost spay/neuter clinic…

We're supposed to get nine inches of snow on Sunday, so this is timely and helpful.